My Plumber is a Babe
My plumber is a babe. She's called Amber. She's very, very slim, and has the most beautiful eyes and facial bone structure. She's very polite, very thorough, and always goes the extra mile. She's cute too: she's very boyish, and blissfully unaware of her beauty. If I were ten years younger, I'd definitely consider it. Asking for her hand in marriage, that is.
Now Amber, if you're reading this, will you please come round and fix my flaming shower? It's driving me up the wall. Thank you.
Are you single, by the way?
14 comments:
I have an unhealthy obsession with attractive women with plungers. Please send me a picture of Amber. :)
Now now, Doctor Blog, I've a feeling those double entendres are going to get us both into trouble.
What the hell. She's a babelicious babe, and you should have seen her plunging action. Astounding.
If I can procure a pic, it's yours for the taking.
We'll all be waiting for the pictures...
http://drblogstein.blogspot.com/2006/02/british-blogger-fancies-blue-collar.html#links
Fantastic! Ohmygosh, I'm famous! Thanks Doc! Ha haaah! Ahem, I mean, yes Doctor, I'll get those pictures posted as soon as I can.
Do you mind if I do a breaking news story on the, uh, breaking news that you've just, er, broken?
Hmm. Dennis must have sent Amber along after noting your, er, drunken penis work and research. ;0)
Good luck with Amber. Maybe you should share some of your chocolate next time she visits. :-)
Do I mind, SC? You're so much nicer than I am! I never asked, I just did it! hahahaha!
Go right ahead!
Oh no T&B, I don't think they're even from the same company. And in any case, Dennis is sadly, from what I hear, recovering in a residential psychiatric ward.
Apparently one of his clients surprised him. Sounds weird I know, but it's something to do with 'drinking and enlarging' or something.
Don't ask me, I've no idea. Sounds bizarre though.
Not nice, Doc, just stoopid.
:)
LOL
Worth a try Fuff, don't you think?
:)
Now for the bad news, a female plumber might be more interested in your sister. Not saying all female plumbers are that way, but between the "boyish looks" and the occupation I think you might be barking up the wrong bird.
Besides, with her hauling around enormous pipes all day long she is only bound to be disappointed by most men.
Ha ha ha, do you think so PK? Do you think the fact that she can carry me round under her arm is a bad sign too? I thought she was just naturally strong.
:)
Seriously PK, I think you may be right. Thanks for bringing a level head to the party.
Didn't mean to discourage you - take a shot if you want, you never know. Just make sure she doesn't have one of those big monkey wrenches in her hand when you make your move.
Ha ha, ok, I'll keep my eyes open PK. I doubt we'd be a good match in any case to be honest. Plus I'm still licking my wounds after various other unmentionable shenanigans which I won't War and Peace you with right now...
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